Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Red legend wrote:
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Snoopcousins wrote:Adebayor to Palace on a free.....what's the bets him and Austin both outscore our strikers?!
Out of palace and united, palace was his preferred destination tbf.
Was that actually stated... not looking to disagree but, given that our current playing style appears to be completely contradictory to the idea of scoring goals, it really wouldn't surprise me if strikers weren't willing to come to United anymore. What role would they have, exactly?

Nah , just a touch of gallows humour on my part. It would be ironic if we'd approached him and he had preferred palace.
I imagined as much but, ironic as it is, I'm not sure we're such an exciting prospect to the very thing we need... a decent striker.
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How do you know that?
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...fingers crossed.
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MAX CLIFFORD wrote:Its quite telling that Van Moyes is not getting any money in January. That means in essence he is working his notice.
I think you're probably right but there's been a hell of a lot of spending over the odds at the last minute in recent windows.
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MAX CLIFFORD wrote:
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MAX CLIFFORD wrote:Its quite telling that Van Moyes is not getting any money in January. That means in essence he is working his notice.
I think you're probably right but there's been a hell of a lot of spending over the odds at the last minute in recent windows.
Yeh! Woodbrain has proved himself totally incompetent in the transfer market. Felliani, Mata, Di Maria, Martial. Absolutely fuckin rinsed to the max. X(
exactly... i'm not sure if Swampash's fingers crossed was about him working his notice (I assume this) or that hopefully we don't get rinsed again in a couple of days
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I think it's shitty we're not in the market for a fucking full back. Who we gonna play, another child? Jacuzzi again?
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Dosdamt wrote:I think it's shitty we're not in the market for a fucking full back. Who we gonna play, another child? Jacuzzi again?

To be honest, I'll be fuming if we sign a full back and not a striker or a proper striker and a centre half, Shaw and Darmian are our two main full backs, they'll be ready for the start of next season, B Jackson and Varela are our two back ups, Blind can play lb and McNair can play rb, there's two back ups for each position, not counting Rojo.

What's the point in signing an experienced full back? It's not going to affect results, waste of money for 6 months, whereas start Verela and B Jackson every game now and you might just find two much more experienced players when you need them next season.
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.
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I don't want this cunt getting another penny. If he can't make it work with the tools he's had and the money he's had, he can't make it work.

And when I say 'make it work' I mean top 4, with decent football. And he's failed. If he spends any more, it'll just create more problems for the next man to solve.
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http://thesportsmash.co.uk/revealed-man ... _id=279199

Never mind going after Pochettino... we should go after Levy...
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Alfonso Bedoya wrote:http://thesportsmash.co.uk/revealed-man ... _id=279199

Never mind going after Pochettino... we should go after Levy...
Sorry Alf, don't get this one ...... explain...
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