Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... s-16638113

Not interested in Pepe or Fernandes and Maguire and Longstaff are too expensive...
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marlon wrote:
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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... s-16638113

Not interested in Pepe or Fernandes and Maguire and Longstaff are too expensive...
Seriously... what the fuck is going on at United
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two seasons running, big bollocks about warchests and directors then a unknown gobshite and a right back is your lot
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Fernandes had a good game against the Scousers last night, apparently. We won't be after him, or anyone else, for that matter. I think Fernandes will go to Spurs.

The match-going United fans will (finally) kick off next season, but the Glazers won't care.
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marlon wrote:
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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... s-16638113

Not interested in Pepe or Fernandes and Maguire and Longstaff are too expensive...
The MEN is just as bad as the Sun/Mirror/Star/Knobby tbf, I wouldn't believe anything they say.
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fat maradona wrote:
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marlon wrote:
4 months ago
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... s-16638113

Not interested in Pepe or Fernandes and Maguire and Longstaff are too expensive...
The MEN is just as bad as the Sun/Mirror/Star/Knobby tbf, I wouldn't believe anything they say.
Me neither, but we’re a shit show, no doubt.

At this stage I’d be more surprised if we do sign someone than if we don’t. And I think there’s a chance we’ll keep Lukaku and the fat cunt will sulk all season, then we’ll sell him for 30m next summer.
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The new centre half will be Tuanzebe.

The right winger we badly need will be Chong.

The replacement for Lukaku will be Greenwood.

The replacement for Herrera will be Perreira and Gomes getting more game time and ‘stepping up’.

It’ll be dressed up as ‘we’re going back to our principles of promoting youth’.

The pressing game will die on its arse by the end of September and will probably be out by Christmas.

What a time to be alive.
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ashleyfuckingyoung wrote:
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fat maradona wrote:
4 months ago
marlon wrote:
4 months ago
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... s-16638113

Not interested in Pepe or Fernandes and Maguire and Longstaff are too expensive...
The MEN is just as bad as the Sun/Mirror/Star/Knobby tbf, I wouldn't believe anything they say.
Me neither, but we’re a shit show, no doubt.

At this stage I’d be more surprised if we do sign someone than if we don’t. And I think there’s a chance we’ll Lee Lukaku and the fat cunt will sulk all season, then we’ll sell him for 30m next summer.
Spot on. £54m is as good as it's going to get. But Ed wants more so he doesn't look like a mug paying upwards of 100m for the Everton CF.
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ashleyfuckingyoung wrote:
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The new centre half will be Tuanzebe.

The right winger we badly need will be Chong.

The replacement for Lukaku will be Greenwood.

The replacement for Herrera will be Perreira and Gomes getting more game time and ‘stepping up’.

It’ll be dressed up as ‘we’re going back to our principles of promoting youth’.

The pressing game will die on its arse by the end of September and will probably be out by Christmas.

What a time to be alive.
At least there's an end in sight, with climate change set to make the earth uninhabitable by 2050 :-BD
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Ole interview with Norwegian media: http://sportwitness.co.uk/can-still-hap ... ly-coming/

Remember when he talked about a rebuild? Remember when he said some of the underperforming players wouldn't be playing for United anymore? Well now he says “I cannot say so much other than that we have a good squad now. The ones we have here are a good team... But it can happen, one or two transfers, both in and out, it can still happen.”

For fuck's sake. No purging of the dross, no rebuild. Same shit, different summer. The club's not interested in spending big. They splashed the cash on the rebuild during LVG and Jose's early windows. It's tough shit for supporters that they spent the money badly. There's no more big money windows coming.
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