Vs West Ham

[Sid]

I'm working so I get a reprieve

Jammy bastard. I’m gonna have to suffer this one. Meeting my old man for a pint, so at least that’ll be decent.

I can't pub games these days, the football is too shit to mix with alcohol, not to mention getting off my arse to go to pub. It's not worth it. I'm only watching United if it's free.

[Sid]

Look at that side. It’s just full of shit house units. Pretty soon, real title challengers will be judged on the basis of ‘yeah, but can they do it on a cold Tuesday night at Old Trafford’.

I noticed that. Jose has become a parody of himself.

[FuB]

Supposedly McTominay in defence? Jones and Bailly aren't that bad. Or a diamond I guess.

Sanchez dropped completely - I guess an injury, but at least Martial's back.

heaven forbid he gets dropped simply because he's been utter shite

[FuB]

Look at that side. It’s just full of shit house units. Pretty soon, real title challengers will be judged on the basis of ‘yeah, but can they do it on a cold Tuesday night at Old Trafford’.

I noticed that. Jose has become a parody of himself.

Get back to work, you cunt. Those trolleys aren't going to collect themselves.

[Lazarus]

I'm expecting us to drop points here today. The thing is i want us to play entertaining football so no win will be good enough if the way we win is how Jose has us playing.

[Lazarus]

Oh great were Pretty in Pink again today..... ffs.....

[Lazarus]

So how are we lining up with all those defensive players in the team? Four defensive MF players and four defenders?

[Lazarus]

Smallest man on the field wins their first corner against land of the giants. Good start.......

[Lazarus]

9 players back in defence for us?????

[Lazarus]

There we go they've ripped us apart 1-0 5 mins played.....