Doesn't seem that long ago your cock used to stiffen at the name "Andy Carroll"lkhmffsstopmovingabout wrote:downing and jarvis throwing in endless hopeful crosses for carrol and nolan, the football of dozers dreams tbf
Non-United football chat
"that is probably the worst post ive ever read" - Knobby, 28th April 2015
Carroll is fucking awful, he's a fraud donkey who'd struggle to finish anything but a fucking sandwich and a pint. He's the very fucking definition of dross crossing shite, he's the kind of player who benefits because at some point a ball is surely going to ping somewhere near the goal off his fucking neanderthal skull. He's utter fucking wank.