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Alfonso Bedoya
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5 years ago

Right... let's just get this over with.

The Cunts never lose at home... we've got no Rooney, no Van Persie... and no chance...

Expect Moyes to play to not get embarrassed, oblivious to just how fuckin embarrassing that is...

And we'll still get battered...

Bring on the revolution...

GLAZERS OUT!

Oh, and this...

http://www.livesoccertv.com/news/8714/1 ... nited-fan/
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5 years ago

I think a public reaming has to be in order. Just in case anyone is under any misapprehension about how shite we actually are.

LUHG.
Minus The Bear
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5 years ago

Yeah it is going to be an absolute paddling.
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5 years ago

I'm pretty much expecting a United defeat, I don't think it'll be a rout though. Mourinho's teams don't tend to tear teams apart, they're more dull and efficient.
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5 years ago

Even dull and efficient I can see a 3-0 loss, no shots on target kind of loss for United

Not a battering by scoreline, but a very efficient destruction. Besides, defending against United isn't even hard these days

(1) Is the ball on the flanks?
- if yes, show the winger outside, let him dead end himself down a blind alley and expect to have to sweep up a cross
- if no, the ball is going to end on the wings, expect the outside ball, keep your shape, don't commit in the middle. show them the outside pass
OR
(2) Does Januzaj have the ball?
- if yes, kick him
- if no, the ball is going to go to Januzaj, show United the pass, and then proceed to kick Januzaj
sheesh

5 years ago

Steve Round will take charge of the team whilst Moyes is scouting Zlatan Ibrahimovic :p

3-1 Chelsea.
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Alfonso Bedoya
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sheesh wrote:Steve Round will take charge of the team whilst Moyes is scouting Zlatan Ibrahimovic :p

3-1 Chelsea.
You actually think we'll score???
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2-0 renties. No shots on target from utd, Valencia will attempt 14 crosses and 1 will reach the six yard box. Oh.....and that cunt Torres will score
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Alfonso Bedoya wrote:
sheesh wrote:Steve Round will take charge of the team whilst Moyes is scouting Zlatan Ibrahimovic :p

3-1 Chelsea.
You actually think we'll score???
Not a fucking chance.
sheesh

5 years ago

Alfonso Bedoya wrote:
sheesh wrote:Steve Round will take charge of the team whilst Moyes is scouting Zlatan Ibrahimovic :p

3-1 Chelsea.
You actually think we'll score???
Yes.

If Chelsea stop playing after going 3-0 up.
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