Tried to post this without a message...'cos it's a question, not a post...but the forum police insist it needs more than zero characters, so I'm just typing this post for the hell of it.
But seriously, what are you drinking?
What are you drinking?
Bloody hell Sid - a whole year?!!!!
You been on the wagon?
You been on the wagon?
From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord deliver us...and while you're at it, a bit of a helping hand with hobbits wouldn't go amiss...
Even I'm off it for fucks sake, strict diet and training, if the weathers good next week though me and a few stragglers are gonna get frisbees, 99p fly away footballs and about ten litres of cider and go the Botanical gardens and get winged. 
Can't wait tbf. 24 degrees, taps aff even the girls! Thems the rules!

Can't wait tbf. 24 degrees, taps aff even the girls! Thems the rules!
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.
Just necking a bottle of Rothaus Tannen Zäpfle, me...Prost!


From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord deliver us...and while you're at it, a bit of a helping hand with hobbits wouldn't go amiss...
Stuck to diet but tanked 3/4 of a litr of vodka because it was sunny, should still be under the calorie quota, early kick off and bbq tomorrow might require similar counting.
Another fe degrees and the Pimms will be out watching the IPL, good shit
Another fe degrees and the Pimms will be out watching the IPL, good shit
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.