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brianofnazarethffs
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captainhormone wrote:A cock so big and thick, they named a film after it..you may know that film as Godzilla

It's a weapon of ass destruction tbf

Have you ever seen Blackzilla or 'Mom I just got fucked by Whitezilla'?? Great cinematic work....
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Pikey McScum
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Image

Found this picture of Cal from back in the day.

He was a complicated man...
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Alfonso Bedoya
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I posted one way back that was hilarious... can't find it anymore though.

Even Cal laughed... I think.
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."
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Alfonso Bedoya wrote:I posted one way back that was hilarious... can't find it anymore though.

Even Cal laughed... I think.
Nothing changes here!

Ed, a few days left still. Pikey a MOD? I got here long before him. So many reprobates have had that title except me - even Bri.

:D :D
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captainhormone
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I'd vote for cal to be a mod
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Alfonso Bedoya
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Only if he posts a picture of his cock.

In panorama.
"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you."
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captainhormone
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You'd need a 3 screen set up


A an IMAX
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:lol: :lol: reprobates the lot of you.
In any case you want to see what I look like? There you go: http://www.supersport.com/football/blog ... ay_forward
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Calvino wrote::lol: :lol: reprobates the lot of you.
In any case you want to see what I look like? There you go: http://www.supersport.com/football/blog ... ay_forward
Mm mm mm

I believe in miracles....
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Calvino wrote::lol: :lol: reprobates the lot of you.
In any case you want to see what I look like? There you go: http://www.supersport.com/football/blog ... ay_forward

I'm not being funny but I'd smash the shit out of that! **Dreamboat**

Call me....
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