Go on Sheesh, send Sid and Alf on a man date. Alf's been grooming Sid for years TBF they deserve it. The photos will be class, a large, grumpy Mexican with his drunken arm round his buff, retro, younger, skinhead, Red Wedge, buddy.
Sheesh you could be like Jimmy Saville.... "Sheesh'll Fix It!"
"....infact you nearly destroyed the forum!"