Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Sid wrote:Best thing fo me so far this summer is the way we're not letting De Gea go easily

Fair play to Van Gaal and Woodward

It's time we gave Real a taste of their own shit
This is the perfect chance to fuck Real Madrid over Sid. Now that Casillas has gone their position is weaker, so we can drag this out until deadline day and then tell them to fuck off. Hopefully their FIFA transfer ban will have kicked in by then so they'll have to wait another year for him.

Also, SSN just said that DDG will be on the plane for the tour and United have not received a bid from RM. (Schweini and Sneidi also expected to be on the plane).
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Four class players, ranging from nuclear raw energy in Depay and a true Kaiser of midfielders, in Schweiny - and two internationals in between. And yes, we still have the worlds best goaly on our books!

A damning indictment on the Top Red negative shit-slick that has peppered these pages for two months. Intelligence, strategy, patience and trust is something a TR does not have.

As stated and expected, we have the money and have always had it. Chevy contract is earning us gazillions. Glazers war chest is open and LVG and Woody are accessing it.

If we want a cunt, and the cunt is available - we will nail it.

Only a cunt-bucket would say that a player who is not even a year older than Rooney (Schweiny) is past it. Those TRs who regularly search the net for master midfielders like out Robbo, the Guv-nor, Ince and Keano, finally get the greatest box-to-box, modern master (endorsed by perennial TR porn, Scholes), and the TR answer is to be a negative shit dog. Terrible.

As predicted, LVG was strong and credible enough to (a) take command of the changing rooms (b) stand up to the board - Taggart, Gill and Charlton (c) drive us to our UCL spot, (d) spend our shit loads of cash (e) get rid of dross and will continue to do so (f) not a sentimental shit dog, so got rid of RVP if things do not work out (g) transform Mata, Smalling and Fella (h) shut out Giggs (i) got the media on his side.

TR's will still cling on to comical predictions like Simeone and Giggs, but the world knows better. LVG continues to fart on the face of TRs and has shown that he is the man to build out the platform, restore the squad and to hand over the reigns to someone in a few years time to someone who deserves it.

Schweiny v. Febregas v. Toure v. Wilshere v. Ramsey? Fuck right off back to your redtube.com, that is not even close.
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Again with the "Top Red" obsession, Danni? Have you considered seeing a therapist?
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Twisted Blood wrote:PSG in for Di Maria at 47-49 million. I'm sensing a Cavani deal here a la Ramos and DDG. I don't like it. It's too soon to quit on ADM. With Schwein and Schneid in the fold, there's a solid base to allow a luxury player like ADM to thrive, kind of like Matic and Fabregas let Hazard do his thing. I really hate the idea of spending 60 mil on a striker. Muller maybe......
I just crunched some numbers on ADM's minutes per goal/assist ratio and those of comparable players in the PL this season. Obviously statistics aren't the end all and be all, but the numbers are still pretty striking.

In descending order of greatness:

Silva: 115 mins per goal or assist
Di Maria: 117
Sanchez: 123
Fabregas: 138
Hazard: 140
Mata: 177
Ozil: 186

Also worth noting that Di Maria's figure of 117 for this season is better than all those other players' averages for their PL careers, except Fabregas, who I didn't calculate.
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danniitronix wrote:Four class players, ranging from nuclear raw energy in Depay and a true Kaiser of midfielders, in Schweiny - and two internationals in between. And yes, we still have the worlds best goaly on our books!

A damning indictment on the Top Red negative shit-slick that has peppered these pages for two months. Intelligence, strategy, patience and trust is something a TR does not have.

As stated and expected, we have the money and have always had it. Chevy contract is earning us gazillions. Glazers war chest is open and LVG and Woody are accessing it.

If we want a cunt, and the cunt is available - we will nail it.

Only a cunt-bucket would say that a player who is not even a year older than Rooney (Schweiny) is past it. Those TRs who regularly search the net for master midfielders like out Robbo, the Guv-nor, Ince and Keano, finally get the greatest box-to-box, modern master (endorsed by perennial TR porn, Scholes), and the TR answer is to be a negative shit dog. Terrible.

As predicted, LVG was strong and credible enough to (a) take command of the changing rooms (b) stand up to the board - Taggart, Gill and Charlton (c) drive us to our UCL spot, (d) spend our shit loads of cash (e) get rid of dross and will continue to do so (f) not a sentimental shit dog, so got rid of RVP if things do not work out (g) transform Mata, Smalling and Fella (h) shut out Giggs (i) got the media on his side.

TR's will still cling on to comical predictions like Simeone and Giggs, but the world knows better. LVG continues to fart on the face of TRs and has shown that he is the man to build out the platform, restore the squad and to hand over the reigns to someone in a few years time to someone who deserves it.

Schweiny v. Febregas v. Toure v. Wilshere v. Ramsey? Fuck right off back to your redtube.com, that is not even close.
Get a fucking grip Danni....what bollox you talk...
Yes we are happy with these 4 signings...but they hardly make us world-beaters...and they arn't the very upper tier of players...
You're talking like we have the ability to buy whoever we want and that's bollox....the very best players are still passing is by...
I don't think any of the other top teams were chasing Schweinsteiger....but I'm still happy...
If we can buy Muller and Otamendi then that wud send more of a statement...

Now fuck off and stop pretending you are some kind of top supporter you spineless chump
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We still don't have a team to win the league or the UCL.
The best teams have good match winners and goal scorers in their side.
Barca - Messi, Suarez and Neymar and they've bought Turan!
Real - Ronaldo, Bale, Benzema and Rodriguez - not in that league, yes, but still, Bale and Benzema do score a lot of goals.
Bayern - Robben, Ribery, Lewandowski and Goetze
City - Aguero
Chelsea - Costa, Hazard.

Us - Rooney, who isn't even close to being as good as any of those other players.
Di Maria doesn't score enough even if he goes back to being a top player. Depay, hopefully will give us a lot of goals.
Van Persie who's scored 10 goals, our second highest goal scorer and 2 less than Rooney, was sold off.
We still need a world class no 9.
We have a stronger set of players than City at the moment tbf, but not enough to be a top team.
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Spudiator wrote:Again with the "Top Red" obsession, Danni? Have you considered seeing a therapist?

Or can he not just go and play with the buses, preferrably by jumping in front of one at 40mph
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.
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Davey-boy wrote:
swampash wrote:Feeling pretty optimistic so far. Still need to sort a striker and a CB. My main worry with CB is that LVG will try and redeploy someone else there - Blind maybe? Also someone earlier mentioned Carrick, which makes me feel a bit uneasy.
Yeah they were talking about blind as a possible CB on radio this morning, must admit it made me feel uneasy too. He should be with Shaw fighting for LB spot....maybe it'll be Roho and Smalling as starters at CB if he doesn't buy anyone. Schnierderlin will make a difference there because he's as good if not better defensive midfielder than Carrick.

Blind played cb for us and Holland, he's primarily a centre half who can play lb or cdm, our new RB can also play cb or lb, not sure why all this fuss about Blind, he's a do a job player
Well I suppose that's the knighthood fucked.
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