Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Dosdamt
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No quotes yawnfest of speculative pish, IMO. Telegraph usually better than that.
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Dosdamt wrote:No quotes yawnfest of speculative pish, IMO. Telegraph usually better than that.
It won't last much longer. Season ticket sales at Old Trafford are going very well, I understand. Soon it will be safe to buy Fellaini.
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Seems to be all over the press about Fabregas again, is this just more media bullshit or are we still clinging onto blind hope of actually signing him?
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... z2c0sVdJ2C

Why, the utter FUCK, would we want Eto'o?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... es-2167685

Why, the utter FUCK, would we want Fellaini? And who, the utter FUCK, is Mesut Ozil?

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Violent Banana wrote:GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, the Telegraph, among others, are reporting we're lining up a new bid for Cesc Fabregas, around £40m.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... layer.html

Can't imagine how this one will play out...
Yeah, a few papers are running that story... and if it's true then whoever is responsible,(Woodworm I imagine), should be keel-hauled, it's embarrassing as fuck and making united look ridiculous.
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Alfonso Bedoya wrote:
Violent Banana wrote:GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, the Telegraph, among others, are reporting we're lining up a new bid for Cesc Fabregas, around £40m.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... layer.html

Can't imagine how this one will play out...
Yeah, a few papers are running that story... and if it's true then whoever is responsible,(Woodworm I imagine), should be keel-hauled, it's embarrassing as fuck and making united look ridiculous.
Think that ship has already sailed brother
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Pikey McScum wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... z2c0sVdJ2C

Why, the utter FUCK, would we want Eto'o?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... es-2167685

Why, the utter FUCK, would we want Fellaini? And who, the utter FUCK, is Mesut Ozil?

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The Eto'o story is bollocks... he's fed up with life in Russia, and desperately wants out... no doubt sick of being pelted with bananas... 32, and hoping for one more contract.
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Pikey McScum wrote:
Alfonso Bedoya wrote:
Violent Banana wrote:GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, the Telegraph, among others, are reporting we're lining up a new bid for Cesc Fabregas, around £40m.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... layer.html

Can't imagine how this one will play out...
Yeah, a few papers are running that story... and if it's true then whoever is responsible,(Woodworm I imagine), should be keel-hauled, it's embarrassing as fuck and making united look ridiculous.
Think that ship has already sailed brother
Do you know what "keel-hauling" is?

I just learned the other day... awesome... fuck sake they had some proper punishments in the old days.

Should bring it back... I'd happily nominate the whole Glazer family for it.
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Manchester United manager David Moyes on the chances of new signings arriving at Old Trafford before the transfer deadline: "We're involved in several players we're looking at and that will continue. Will we get them before the deadline? I hope so, but we're working very hard to do so.

"What I do know is that we have a great group of players already who won the Premier League last year. We've got a lot of exciting young players - a lot of them played for England on Wednesday - so it's important that we focus on the players we've got at Manchester United and how well they did last year."


i.e. how to repeat yourself using different words, by David Moyes :roll:
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madmax wrote:Why does it matter how much we spend on any player? It's not like the fans are going to get the benefit of the saved money if we spend less. It's not even going to get reinvested in the squad. If anything, it's only going to reduce the amount going into the Glazers' pocket by a tiny bit. Fellaini is a very average player and if he is the only midfielder we are going to buy, it does concern me. But I don't give a damn if we pay 60 million for him.
Very true and agree. Although one can argue the Glazers will try to recoup from higher ticket prices etc etc..
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