Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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brianofnazarethffs
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Players who are better than Fred and Pereira?! I could nip to the local pitches on a Saturday afternoon and find better. They're absolute dogshite.
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brianofnazarethffs wrote:
3 months ago
Players who are better than Fred and Pereira?! I could nip to the local pitches on a Saturday afternoon and find better. They're absolute dogshite.
if your average wanker dog owner is anything to go by, you could probably nip to the local pitches and find better dogshit too.
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We'll throw a wedge at Eriksen in Jan. Buy why would he join?

We'll bring in Mandzukic.
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for all the directionless shit we've been having served up, we might as well just have a big hardarse up front to lump it to
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ashleyfuckingyoung wrote:
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We'll throw a wedge at Eriksen in Jan. Buy why would he join?
We might as well collect the full set of players who’d rather be at Real Madrid. Rebuild!
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FuB wrote:
3 months ago
brianofnazarethffs wrote:
3 months ago
Players who are better than Fred and Pereira?! I could nip to the local pitches on a Saturday afternoon and find better. They're absolute dogshite.
if your average wanker dog owner is anything to go by, you could probably nip to the local pitches and find better dogshit too.
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You can't help but think any Liverpool forums up until a couple of years ago would have probably been exactly how Rant is today!

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Pikey McScum wrote:
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You can't help but think any Liverpool forums up until a couple of years ago would have probably been exactly how Rant is today!

Depressing thought...
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Eriksen's not British. Sure he's not even on Solskjaer's radar. We'll be going for the other Longstaff now
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Manchester United target eight signings over next two summers with commitment to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's 'three-year vision'

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/20 ... ommitment/

More absolute shite from the club
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