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by Mumford
3 years ago
Forum: The Rant Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 18692
Views: 450174

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Expecting Carrick to tackle, is like expecting Scholsey to tackle without getting a card
by Mumford
3 years ago
Forum: Anything But United
Topic: Moyes Resigns
Replies: 0
Views: 2056

Moyes Resigns

David Moyes has resigned as manager of Sunderland after a meeting with the club chairman Ellis Short this morning.

The BBC are saying that he has walked away from the club without taking a compensation package,they are also saying that it was after he was told there was no money to rebuild the club.
by Mumford
3 years ago
Forum: The Den
Topic: What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've done?
Replies: 29
Views: 618

Re: What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've done?

No right you shit onto a pile of tissue in the bog, then slice a bit off with a bread knife which you throw away, then put that in the sample You don't need to shit into your hand... Only Pint does that for some stool sample tests it's imperative that you don't risk contamination with water from th...
by Mumford
3 years ago
Forum: The Den
Topic: What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've done?
Replies: 29
Views: 618

Re: What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've done?

No right you shit onto a pile of tissue in the bog, then slice a bit off with a bread knife which you throw away, then put that in the sample You don't need to shit into your hand... Only Pint does that for some stool sample tests it's imperative that you don't risk contamination with water from th...
by Mumford
3 years ago
Forum: Anything But United
Topic: Chelsea and Terry What a bunch of cunts
Replies: 5
Views: 641

Chelsea and Terry What a bunch of cunts

I just cannot believe what Chelsea did for a Terry send off today ! On 26 mins the Chelsea players told the Sunderland players to kick the ball out of play so that he could be subbed off, he then proceeded to give every player a hug, then they formed a guard of honour for him as he walked off the pi...
by Mumford
3 years ago
Forum: The Rant Forum
Topic: vs Crystal Palace
Replies: 95
Views: 1427

Re: vs Crystal Palace

Are we all revved up for this feast of football José is serving up for us this afternoon, going to be quite amusing seeing the Reserves and Youth squad doing a lap of OT after the final whistle !
by Mumford
3 years ago
Forum: The Den
Topic: What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've done?
Replies: 29
Views: 618

Re: What's the weirdest/craziest thing you've done?

You haven't done anything weirder or crazier than I had to do last week, and all because I reached 60, and you are an idiot if you can't bring yourself to do it, because if you don't it could cost you your life ! Yep for three days on the trot I had to have a shit..... in my hand ! then I had to tak...
by Mumford
3 years ago
Forum: The Den
Topic: BBC Dr Who new assistant
Replies: 17
Views: 530

Re: BBC Dr Who new assistant

Wouldn't be so bad if the bitch was attractive, has to be the ugliest assistant since Catherine Tate !
by Mumford
3 years ago
Forum: The Commons
Topic: General Election June 8 th
Replies: 1191
Views: 22245

Re: General Election June 8 th

Corbyn is the most unelectable Labour leader since Michael Foot, plus there are a lot of military and ex military people who will not fogive for his IRA sympathising. You have to be careful what you wish for, Corbyn returnign us to the seventies would be bad thing, devaluing the pound (twice), three...
by Mumford
3 years ago
Forum: The Rant Forum
Topic: vs Crystal Palace
Replies: 95
Views: 1427

Re: vs Crystal Palace

This is pathetic: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/17/jose-mourinho-has-asked-for-a-big-favour-from-sam-allardyce-in-manchester-uniteds-final-game-6644758/ Lol even his jokes are now being taken seriously - well j suppose if you hav an agenda you'll grasp at anytging Hilarious. By the way, I don't have a...